“SEO, CTR, PPC, ROAS—wait, what?! Are we decoding passwords or doing marketing here?”
That was my first thought as I attempted to sort through all of the language about digital marketing—a lot of jargon. It felt like walking into a social setting where everyone is speaking in fluent acronym while I was hanging out at the snack table and hoping nobody noticed I was not part of the conversation.
So, let me assure you, if you have ever found yourself sitting in a meeting and Googled something there in the room and yelled out loud, “what the heck is that?!”, you are not alone.
Let’s clear the fog, shall we?
Grab your drink (coffee, tea, wine—I don’t judge), and let’s break this stuff down in a way that doesn’t make you want to bang your head against a Wi-Fi router.
Problem: You’re drowning in digital marketing buzzwords.
Let’s face it—starting anything new is overwhelming. But digital marketing? It’s like someone threw business, psychology, tech, and creativity into a blender and said, “Here, good luck!”
You read an article about building your brand and boom—suddenly you’re being told to optimize your SEO, calculate your ROAS, launch a PPC campaign, grow your list with lead magnets, and boost your CTR. Oh, and don’t forget A/B testing and creating a high-converting funnel.
What the fudge is a funnel?
You didn’t sign up for a crash course in acronymology. You just wanted to sell your stuff… or promote your blog… or help your small business grow.
You find yourself scratching your head asking, should I just open a bakery instead?
Agitate: You’re afraid of sounding dumb, so you stay quiet.
Been there. More than once.
There once was a time that I was in a client meeting nodding along while they discussed things like retargeting and bounce rate, pretending that I knew what they were talking about. Inside, though? I was frantically searching mental files like, “Is bounce rate a good thing or bad thing?”
Worse still? You start to feel like maybe digital marketing isn’t for you. Like it’s only for these tech-savvy marketing ninjas who know how to run Facebook ads in their sleep and casually drop words like “conversion rate optimization” without breaking a sweat.
But let me tell you something real: everyone starts somewhere. Every expert was once the newbie too—Googling “what is CTR” at 2 AM with a bowl of cereal in hand.
So, let’s fix that. I’m going to be your no-BS tour guide through this maze. No jargon. No condescending lectures. Just real talk.
Solution: Let’s decode digital marketing, human-style.
Buckle up. We’re diving into the real-world versions of the terms people love to throw around.
SEO – Search Engine Optimization
In plain English: Helping Google find your stuff.
Imagine opening a bookstore in a giant mall. SEO is like putting up signs that say “Cool mystery books here!” so people walking by can actually find you. It’s making sure your site is attractive to both humans and search engines.
Real-life tip: Use words your ideal customer would search. If you sell plant-based candles, don’t just say “aromatic wax.” Say “eco-friendly soy candles” too. That’s what people type in.
CTR – Click Through Rate
The short version: How many people actually click on your link after seeing it.
So if 100 people saw your ad, and 4 clicked on it? Boom—your CTR is 4%.
High CTR? You’ve got something people want. Low CTR? Might need a better hook.
Don’t panic: Low CTR doesn’t mean your product sucks. Maybe your headline’s just meh.
PPC – Pay Per Click
Translation: You pay only when someone clicks your ad.
It’s kind of like renting a booth at a market—you don’t pay for people to look, you pay when someone steps in and says “Tell me more.”
Popular with Google Ads and Facebook. But careful—it adds up fast. Like, credit-card-sobbing fast if you don’t watch it.
ROAS – Return on Ad Spend
Meaning: For every dollar you invest in ads, how much are you earning back?
You spent $100 and made $300 in sales? ROAS = 3. Nice job!
Spent $100 and made $50? ROAS = 0.5. Not so nice.
Pro tip: ROAS isn’t everything. If you’re building a brand, the long-term wins matter too.
Bounce Rate
It’s not about balls or trampolines.
It’s the percentage of visitors who come to your site and then leave without clicking anything. It’d be like someone walking into your store, taking one glance, and walking back out. Ouch.
If you have a high bounce rate it could be because your page is slow to load,
or you fail to meet their expectations or meeting your expectations.
Lead Magnet
Free stuff you give away to get emails.
Think: eBooks, checklists, cheat sheets. Basically bribes—but nice ones.
You’re basically saying, “Hey, give me your email and I’ll give you something awesome you didn’t know you want or needed.”
For example: ” and download our free guide: 10 Ways to Get Glowing Skin Without Spending a Fortune.”
Conversion
The moment someone does what you want them to.
Clicks a button. Buys something. Signs up. Fills a form. That’s a conversion.
You don’t need thousands of views—you need the right people to convert.
A/B Testing
Marketing’s version of science class.
You test two versions of something (a headline, a button color, an ad) to see which performs better.
Like choosing between “Sign Up Now” vs. “Grab Your Freebie.” Little tweaks = big results.
Sales Funnel
No, it’s not an actual funnel.
It’s the journey people take from stranger → interested → buyer.
You’re guiding them along:
- Awareness (hey, check this out)
- Interest (ooh, tell me more)
- Decision (hmm, looks good)
- Action (okay, I’m buying)
Think of it like dating: You don’t ask someone to marry you on the first date. You build trust first.
Retargeting
The art of following people around the internet.
Ever looked at a pair of shoes, and suddenly they’re stalking you on every site you visit?
That’s retargeting. It keeps reminding people, “Hey, you forgot something!”
Not creepy. Okay, a little creepy. But effective.
Social Proof
People trust people.
When they see reviews, testimonials, or “1,000+ people love this product”—they’re more likely to say, “Alright, let’s try it.”
No one wants to be the first one dancing at the party. Social proof helps them join in.
CTA – Call to Action
It’s what you want them to do next.
Buy now. Sign up. Click here. Get the guide.
Without a CTA, your content is like a great date that ends with an awkward “Well… okay, bye.”
Target Audience
Your people.
Not everyone. Not the whole world. Just the ones who will get you.
Marketing to everyone = reaching no one.
Get crystal clear: Who are they? What do they want? What keeps them up at night?
Analytics
AKA: Your digital crystal ball.
Data helps you figure out what’s working and what’s not. It’s not just charts and numbers—it’s the story behind your business growth.
Don’t ignore your analytics. They whisper the secrets most people miss.
Clean, Sharp Conclusion (No Fluff Zone)
Let’s clear some things up; digital marketing is NOT linear! Digital marketing is messy, imperfect, and constantly evolving. Yes, there are lots of buzz words — but at the end of the day, it’s just people, talking to people.
So accept the buzz words. You are NOT behind, you are just beginning your journey.
And if you ever feel scared again? Come back to this page, take a long deep inhale, and remember, you do NOT have to be great, you just have to get better. So go ahead and market like the human that you are!